I stumbled upon on a news website talking about the genetic differences between men and women and it actually collected feedback from people on their opinions about gender differences. This certainly shows how average citizens have their very own sense of gender humour. I have extracted some of them, so read on for a good tickle.Men & women - opposite ends of the bed
Men’s perspective
Women have the If you need to be told I am not going to tell you gene
Men like to have all their stuff (DVDs, CDs, etc) on show to impress their mates. Women like to hide things in cupboards.
Ask a woman in the street how to get somewhere and she will direct via shops. Ask a man and it will be via pubs.
Men appreciate the importance of a 42 inch plasma screen. Women do not.
Women can use sex to get what they want. Men cannot, as sex is what they want.
For men, 1am is time for sleep. For women, 1am is time for a discussion about where our relationship is going.
If you told a woman that you had just returned from a trip to the surface of the Moon, she would show her interest by asking who you had gone with.
When men want something they ask for it. When women want something they make a point distantly related to the subject and wait for a response.
Men refuse to pay more than $15.00 for a hair cut as it is not that important.
Women enjoy planning a wedding.
Women eat curry if they like it. Men eat curry to prove they can.
Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you feel really bad and guilty until you surrender
Men can drive without having to look at themselves in the mirror.
Men look at going down the gym as a physical activity, to women it is a social event.
Women have the ability to brain dump their entire day when they get home – men can only remember that it went OK
Women have the If you need to be told I am not going to tell you gene
Men like to have all their stuff (DVDs, CDs, etc) on show to impress their mates. Women like to hide things in cupboards.
Ask a woman in the street how to get somewhere and she will direct via shops. Ask a man and it will be via pubs.
Men appreciate the importance of a 42 inch plasma screen. Women do not.
Women can use sex to get what they want. Men cannot, as sex is what they want.
For men, 1am is time for sleep. For women, 1am is time for a discussion about where our relationship is going.
If you told a woman that you had just returned from a trip to the surface of the Moon, she would show her interest by asking who you had gone with.
When men want something they ask for it. When women want something they make a point distantly related to the subject and wait for a response.
Men refuse to pay more than $15.00 for a hair cut as it is not that important.
Women enjoy planning a wedding.
Women eat curry if they like it. Men eat curry to prove they can.
Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you feel really bad and guilty until you surrender
Men can drive without having to look at themselves in the mirror.
Men look at going down the gym as a physical activity, to women it is a social event.
Women have the ability to brain dump their entire day when they get home – men can only remember that it went OK
Gentlemen, then again, what makes the difference between POA men and the rest of the guys out there?
Yes, we from POA can see it from the women’s perceptive.
Have a great week ahead with beautiful women.
Enjoy and be responsible,
POA Academy
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